Banta: Hamare Desh Men Inklab Kyon Nahin Aata? Santa: Kyonki Garib Men Himmat Nahin Hai; Midal Class Ko Fursat Nahin Hai; Aur Amiron Ko Iski Jarurat Nahin Hai!
Ghanta: 70 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hu Sochta Hu Shadi Kar Lun! Santa: Ha Shadi Jarur Karni Chahiye! Ghanta: Kunwari Se Karu Ya Vidhva Se? Santa: Kunwari Se Karle Vidhva To Apne Aap Ho Jayegi!
Bhikhari: Kya Baat Hai Sahab Pahle Aap Sau Rupaye Dete The Bad Men Pachas Fir Pachchis Ab Sirf Das Dete Hain? Santa: Pahle Main Kunwara Tha To Main Sau Deta Tha! Fir Meri Shadi Ho Gayi To Pachas; Ek Bachcha Ho Gaya To Pachchis; Ab Do Bachche Hain To Das Deta Hun! Bhikhari: Vah Sahab Aapke Pure Parivar Ka Kharcha To Mere Paison Se Chal Raha Hai!
Santa Apni Salary Ka Chek Lekker Bos Ke Panhucha Aur Bola "Mere Vetan Men Se Do Sau Rupaye Kam Hain"! Bos: Pichhle Mahine Jab Mainne Tumhen Do Sau Rupaye Jyada Ka Chek Diya Tha Tab To Tumne Koi Shikayat Nahin Ki Thi! Santa: Thik Hai Vah Aapki Pahli Galti Thi Isliye Maine Nazar Andaz Kar Di! Lekin Agar Aap Baar-Bar Galti Karenge To Mujhe Aapko Kahna Hi Padega Na!
Pravachan Sunkar Lauti Jito Ne Santa Se Kaha "Baba Ji Kah Rahe The Ki Ramrajya Men Sher Aur Bakari Ek Hi Ghat Par Pani Piya Karte The! Aisa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Bhala?" Santa: Ho Kyon Nahin Sakta Kya Main Tumhare Saath Nahin Rahta?